WELCOME TO OHIO

1. WHERE BEER IS A PERFECT WINTER ACCOMPANIMENT TO SHOVELING THE DRIVEWAY.
2. WHERE NOBODY THINKS GRILLING OUT IN THE SNOW IS A SIGN OF MENTAL ILLNESS.
3. WHERE FOOTBALL SEASON IS TWELVE MONTHS LONG WHETHER GAMES ARE SCHEDULED, OR NOT.
4. WHERE BUYING A NEW PICKUP IS AS GOOD AS THE BIRTH OF A CHILD.
5. WHERE FIREARMS MAKE GREAT BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
6. WHERE PEOPLE STILL NAME THEIR KIDS AFTER WOODY HAYES.
7. WHERE NOT DRINKING MEANS ONLY HAVING TWO BEERS AFTER WORK.
8. WHERE PEOPLE WHO GO TO CANADA, WEST VIRGINIA, OR NEVADA TO GAMBLE STILL CAN'T DO THE SAME AT HOME.
9. WHERE CIGARETTE TAXES HELP BUILD STADIUMS WITH NO SMOKING PRIVILEGES.
10. WHERE BOB EVANS IS BETTER KNOWN THAN THOSE ON THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER LIST.