WHITE HOUSE UFO

WASHINGTON, D.C. (APS) - The promise of a new presidential administration drew much attention across America after Election Day on November 4th. But the most unusual delegation to visit our nation's capitol came from outside the US... and indeed, from beyond the confines of Mother Earth. A Kylog V space vessel arrived today from Mentaur, one of the lesser planets orbiting the nearby star Voltan Nebra.

Upon learning that Barack Obama had not yet been inaugurated, the Mentaur group chose to continue their exploration of our solar system, before returning for the actual swearing-in of Obama as chief executive.

Mentaur is home to dozens of civilizations, spread over five major continents. Their predominant language is Falkiri, a tongue remotely akin to Greek.